When we die (offensive)

Just another horrible thought I’ve had:

Talking to God

True story! Not really.

 

Not really religious…in case you’re easily offended…

How to do Solid Snake’s voice from Metal Gear Solid

Snake sounds like an evil version of the guy who narrates movie trailers. “In a world…where things are not as they seem…” He has this menacing tone to him that makes it sound like if he was narrating a movie, he’d want all the characters to die.

Snake also really, really enjoys what he does. There’s a subtle element of glee when he’s threatening someone.

I imitated Snake for an animated movie:

In order to do the voice, I watched a bunch of clips of the voice actor, David Hayter, mostly spoofing himself. Hope you enjoy!

Real Love (parody)

This is true, by the way:

 

 

Children Are Unique

 

This is a bizarre thought I had the other day. I always wonder why things turn out the way they do. This is just an extreme version of that.

In the Loop

A little less offensive than my usual work.

 

How To Be A Better Man (funny)

My latest YouTube video.

Being a parent makes you strive to be better than who you really are.

New Year’s and funny videos

Some more deep thoughts by me, channeling Phil Hartman’s Jack Handey:

New Year’s:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VTzw5nvzj0

Once I Wept For I Had No Shoes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbVneEVKDiw

And here’s some older fake news stories I did but I never put on the blog:

Chris Brown Ordered to Stay 50 Yards From a Recording Studio

3 New Mountain Dew Game Fuel Flavors:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bollIpHDYDI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsR12OrSlpo&feature=channel

Inappropriate children’s products

Is it really unintentional humor?

When Scholastic publishes a book about collecting nuts in a nut sack, how could they not realize what they’re doing? Or a “Miss Spider” game with a terribly sexual version of Frogger?

Watch these videos and decide if these mistakes could be anything but intentional.

Get the Nuts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO7_lz8JVG0

Inappropriate children’s products

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m14XyxUx41E

Lost writer’s plane crashes

Got a new video up on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6A-Hz-OD54