Women control more than just their own bodies…

You know those things people post on Facebook that are just a phrase on a colored background? Well, someone posted a saying that there is something that a woman can shut down – the Republican party.

In response, I created this. It shows something else women have a lot of control over.

It’s in handy bumper sticker form if you click on it.

 

For Todd Akin.

Is she really the world’s BEST mom?

Be honest with your mother.

Sure, you love her. But is she the best mom in the whole world? How many moms have you met to compare her to?

This year, for Mother’s Day, give her a gift that says “I love you” without exaggerating.

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.zazzle.com/worlds_317_814th_best_mom_mug-168143694646096983

 

And in shirt form:

http://www.zazzle.com/worlds_317_814th_best_mom_tshirt-235660662284837488

 

 

 

 

 

When we die (offensive)

Just another horrible thought I’ve had:

Talking to God

True story! Not really.

 

Not really religious…in case you’re easily offended…

How to do Solid Snake’s voice from Metal Gear Solid

Snake sounds like an evil version of the guy who narrates movie trailers. “In a world…where things are not as they seem…” He has this menacing tone to him that makes it sound like if he was narrating a movie, he’d want all the characters to die.

Snake also really, really enjoys what he does. There’s a subtle element of glee when he’s threatening someone.

I imitated Snake for an animated movie:

In order to do the voice, I watched a bunch of clips of the voice actor, David Hayter, mostly spoofing himself. Hope you enjoy!

All Hell Broke Loose

 

A very simple idea I thought of.

Real Love (parody)

This is true, by the way:

 

 

What the world needs now

 

 

Just a silly thing I thought of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rizDSlGwFpo

Children Are Unique

 

This is a bizarre thought I had the other day. I always wonder why things turn out the way they do. This is just an extreme version of that.

Where’s the baby?

Sadly, this is a true story…